You're globalled. Forever. For no reason. Fuck you.
Dave is a technical engineer at Wikia, Inc. who secretly controls most of the website, placing unfair blocks and closing entire wikis for no apparent reason. His actions are widely hidden from the eyes of the other workers at Wikia due to the techniques he uses to keep himself disguised. His primary goal is to shut down the entirety of Wikia by causing a permanent wiki-wide blackout and then suing the company so he can gain the rewards and eventually replace the company with a company of his own.