You like getting punched in the face, Carver?
— Dallas
Dallas Walter Jones is a supporting character in Comedy World, the personal bodyguard of PC Guy and Constantinos, and the son of Robert Jones. He is voiced by Jim Hanks.


Dallas is brave, loyal and strong. He is well known for saving his friends from danger, whatever the risk. He has a strong rivalry with Carver Brutus, though it is implied in a few episodes that they were friends as kids. He is highly skilled in martial arts, football, and parkour. Although he doesn't like to show it very often, Dallas is afraid of his father and will do just about anything in order to please him.

Dallas happens to be calm and rational in most circumstances and serves as the "voice of reason" for The Lucky 8. Although people like Carver usually tease him by calling him "dumb", Dallas has shown wisdom throughout the series and is prone to outsmarting anyone who antagonizes him or his friends.


  • Dallas is 16 years old.
  • He owns a pet Rottweiler dog named Bandit.
  • Dallas is the oldest member of The Lucky 8, as well as the only individual in the gang who has a driver's license.
    • He is also the strongest member.
  • During development of the series, Dallas' original name was Simon.