You like getting punched in the face, Carver?
— Dallas
Dallas Walter Jones is a supporting character in Comedy World, the personal bodyguard of PC Guy and Constantinos, and the son of Robert Jones. He is voiced by Jim Hanks.


Dallas is brave, loyal and strong. He is well known for saving his friends from danger, whatever the risk. He has a strong rivalry with Carver Brutus, though it is implied in a few episodes that they were friends as kids. He is highly skilled in martial arts, football, and parkour. Although he doesn't like to show it very often, Dallas is afraid of his father and will do just about anything in order to please him.


  • He owns a pet Rottweiler dog named Bandit.
  • Throughout the run of the series, it has been hinted numerous times that Dallas' birthplace is Dallas, Texas.