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Constantinos is a shy and friendly boy who loves to read books and draw. He is the weakest character in the show and he is also the shortest student in his grade at Lakeside City School. Due to his lack of physical strength and his height, he is constantly bullied by Carver Brutus.
- In the German dub, Constantinos' name is "Constantine".
- Constantinos is known for being the unluckiest character in the show, topping even PC Guy, Old Man Esmond, and Principal Walker.
- Although his home country is unknown, he does speak with an Eastern European accent.
- While he may be incredibly weak, he makes up for it with some of the following abilities.
- Constantinos is able to scream loud enough to destroy buildings, the heads of other people, and even the sun.
- Just like the rest of the characters in the show, Constantinos has an inhuman amount of pain resistance, and he seems to be invulnerable to death.
- As revealed in the season 2 episode, Babysitting, he owns a yo-yo that is useful in combat. It is capable of knocking out Carver, and even a gang of sewer crocodiles.